Probably the only thing worse than being a dishwasher, is being a dog washer.

Dishes can’t bite you, or take massive shits on the floor.
Dishes don’t have owners that don’t know how to own a dog, but still look at you like you’re the moron as you struggle to cut the nails of a dog who’s nails haven’t been cut in three years.

If I tried to wash a dish? and it wouldn’t stop barking? I’d purposely break every dish in my house.