In a sketch, I had Jennifer Lopez cannibalizing my stress after it had auditioned for American Idol…but I had already sort of mocked Paula Abdul? you know? So she didn’t make it.
Whining is the way we tell each other news… if facts were raw emotion.
I’m so stressed I give the people around me pattern baldness. But they thank me in the end. Bald is beautiful. *pet pet*
I love you. And totally miss you.